Five reasons why you should not go to a Marwari Wedding!

The Food: Don’t get me wrong. This is the only reason I go to these weddings. But while selecting what I am going to eat, I stay as confused as I was during my Physics exam. The feeling is not good.

The Gossip: Oh! What the hell!! It is there at all the weddings.
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Oh! What the hell!! It is there, everywhere.

All that glitters is Gold: Or a reasonable facsimile. Irritating. But if you are a gold lover you might feel otherwise and I pity you.

The wonderful meaningless Pleasantries and Small Talks: Examples-

You have grown up so much!

*Yeah, aunty, the last time you met me was 13 years back.*

So when are you getting married? (I am all of 22, pretty nice age to them, for me to get married.)

*As soon as I am ready to go through this hell, the ceremony, and also willing to pay for it*

So who all have come from your place? (I have a joint family.)

*Don’t know! I was teleported here when I was sleeping.*

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The Couple: The two are secondary. It's the guest list that has to be as huge as the menu. I can feel their irritation. Especially the bride’s whose garb and all the gold on her weighs more than she herself.

PS:

I do not want to hurt sentiments of the people of my community or anyone outside of it.

I actually don't care about ^^ :P
Love, Gov..

May starts after this post..

I am standing. Don’t know where. I look to my right and then to my left. I am confused. I see infinity. I can see what is in front of me. Again, its infinity. I am jolly amused. I turn around. What was my left is now my right and what was my right is now my left. After the turn I can actually see what was in front of me initially, is now behind me. This is because there is a mirror in front that was my back initially and I realize that there is a mirror there too, that is, at my present back. So now I am in between two mirrors and with infinite* images of myself. I look again to my right, my initial left, and then to my left, my initial right, and this time I realize that there are mirrors even there. Now everything is clear. I am in a room of mirrors . I close my eyes. I go round and round and round (read it with a dramatic effect, please!) for thirty seconds. I open my eyes. I have no clue of my initial left, right, back and front. Everything is still the same.

You actually do not have to read the following but go for it...

*There are not, really, an infinite number of images; it fades out due to losses at each reflection.

Further explanation:
From your common experience, things further away appear smaller. Due to repeated reflections there are many images. Each successive image is further away by the distance separating the mirrors. Thus the line of images has prospect. Each image gets smaller than the one preceding it.


Govind
May-04.2010++
Good day to you.
Thank you 5R's

A few shots from February!

Have not uploaded photographs on the blog for a long time. So here I go.

Take care guys!
Gov.
:)

You might need some time..!

When the shadows become one,
the souls, they meet.
The holy waters
witness the miracle.
Let questions be asked,
the evening sun would testify;
all that holds true,
yet nothing was.

G
02.May.2010.


Someone: Whats the time?
Me: Ummm! Sorry,I got no idea.
Someone: What? But you are wearing a watch!!
Me: Oh yes! About that, it does not work.
Someone: Then why are you still wearing it?
Me: Its lucky for me.
Someone: (Hurriedly)Don’t be superstitious. You are young.
Me: Sir!
Me: Sir? Sir?
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I need some water.
Bye.

Maybe a lifetime...

I’ll drink to my Love(S)
You may to your Loss.
I’ll pray, so He saves The One
whom someday you shall come across.

I feel restless but
my present is fine.
Its my future blaming,
the past of mine.

I drink to the ideated image,
that could be She.
I wonder why life is such
& how it should be.

Govind.
25-26.Apr.2010

Ten Minutes Before Expiration!!!!

I do not understand everything around me.
I am happy.

I want to listen to awesome meaningless Bollywood songs.
I want to keep believing that I can become a ruthless "businessman".
I want to keep believing that I can become a stand-up comedian too.
I want to play CS.
I want to build up my super PC within three years.
I want to have that perfect headphone.
I want to live.
I want to eat. I already do.
I want to dream. I already do.
I want to travel in all four dimensions at Godspeed.
I want to love.
I want to experience hatred, jealousy.
I want to learn playing UT, FIFA.
I want to see. I want to be blind.
I want to sleep. I want to study.(Surprised?)
I want to know.
I want to learn.
I want to forget.
I want to take. I want to give. I want to share.
I want to laugh. I want you to laugh.
I want to feel.
I want to go. I want to stay.
I want to finish off AC before I lay my hands on AC2.
I want to write more here. But I'll stop.
I want to delete this post. But I'll wait.

Govind.
Tick Tick Tick... Boom!!!
;)

Time stops and the zeroes are lost...

The Girl of the glass walls
She used to stay with me.
A night of separation &
I realize, together we should be.

Foolishly, I walked ahead
left Her alone, behind.
Freedom was an illusion then
& now I feel confined.
My heart wandered
so did my mind.
Now I am no longer with Her
She can see me but I'm blind.

...G
16-03-2010